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Joke of the Day

"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."

"Every time I think I've parallel parked in a space the size of a shoebox, I get out and find it's the length of two football fields"

"You know what I love about cafeterias? Everything they serve is an entree. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

"Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list? Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell."

"Today is apparently Ash Wednesday which I can only assume has something to do with our hero from the hit TV show Pokemon."

"I was reading a newspaper, and the headline said,""America is without a leader!"" I said,""That's unpresidented!"""

"What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line"

"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."

"Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now! Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?"

"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""