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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian? The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable."

"Why are divorces so damn expensive? Because they are fucking worth it!"

"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"

"Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it."

"Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake After several day of agonising pain, the snake finally died."

"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"

"When I was asked what my five year plan is I responded... I couldn't tell you, I only have 2020 vision. pm me if you want my address to come murder me in my sleep for this."

"A man was asked if he would rather have a new circular saw or a ladder... He chose the latter."

"Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either."

"Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ""obstruction of justice."" This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time."