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Joke of the Day
"Why are divorces so damn expensive? Because they are fucking worth it!"
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"What's the opposite of pro? Con. So what's the opposite of progress?"
"My new girlfriend asked me how I felt about kids. With my hands was apparently not the right answer."
"Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult."
"Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor? He never mentions ""on the other hand"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"
"A friend bought a carton of cigarettes from an Israeli grocery and said she found something for a computer in it It was a JewSB drive"
"Sorry if this is a re-post but ... Here's a great knock knock joke - but you have to start Ok, knock knock Who's there ......."
"What's worse than the Holocaust? Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time."
"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing but fuck your mother."