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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake After several day of agonising pain, the snake finally died."
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"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture."
"He sat down and ordered a drink... The bartender said ""I'm sorry. We don't serve faster than light particles here."" A Nutrino walked into a bar."
"I still remember when mom used to tuck me in as a kid Man she really wanted a daughter"
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"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."