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Joke of the Day

"When I find myself saying something stupid, I finish by saying ""in this economy"" because that resonates with people in this economy."

"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"

"What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt"

"Someone came up to me and stole my candle I was incensed!"

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."

"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."

"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"

"Some people say they get runner's high... I just get runner's OH GOD MY CHEST IS COLLAPSING I FEEL LIKE DEATH"

"Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?"

"Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go."