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Joke of the Day

"I always thought my brother was studying weather. . . But whenever I ask him he says he's studying Meaty Urology."

"INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself? ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist"

"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"

"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."

"How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up...."

"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."

"Teach a man joke Light a fire for a man, and he is warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life."

"I became a proud dad today My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."

"A programmer goes on a walk XD"

"In Soviet Russia, The LSD take you."