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Joke of the Day

"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."

"A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked ""why?"" he replied, ""Tropical Depression."""

"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"

"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"

"Changed Grandma's email signature to ""Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"""

"I think my wife is cheating on me with an undertaker. I could swear she was wearing clothes when she died."

"A fob told me something the other day"

"I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it"

"If hillary nukes Russia I can see the headlines now ""Everyone in Moscow commits suicide"""