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Joke of the Day

"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."

"What brand of underwear did Jesus wear? Fruit of the Womb"

"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"

"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."

"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"

"Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law."

"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."

"Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"