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"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"
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"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."
"What do you call a Crazy Female Deer? A Doenut"
"My father's Texas joke A Texan gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, ""You got an ID?"" The Texan says, ""... about what?"""
"Are you sure? Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes,"" the first says, ""I'm positive."""
"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."
"You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom."
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world 1) Those who are bad at maths 2) Those that are good at maths"
"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral."