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Joke of the Day
"What brand of underwear did Jesus wear? Fruit of the Womb"
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"Oh trust me, I am very racist I ran plenty of marathons"
"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."
"I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married."
"What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand? Bean dip"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"
"Yoda's last name is ""Layheewho."""
"What do you call water that hasn't been changed? Still, water."
"What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant."
"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."