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Joke of the Day

"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."

"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"

"Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets ""2 farty""."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor."

"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing ""next"" about 400 times."

"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"

"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."

"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."