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Joke of the Day

"What is a firefighter's favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U HINT: Say it outloud"

"Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood."

"How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million."

"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"

"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."

"So the other day I went into a local shop with a sign that read ""Therapist"" They should really put a larger space between the ""e"" and the ""r"""

"Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony? He was getting into everybody's hair..."

"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"

"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."

"Beer makes you stupid.... Budweiser too."