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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million."

"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."

"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."

"New egg is so Corny (Have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg"

"An idea only achieves transcendence after it is: 1. Published as book 2. Made into a feature film 3. Turned into an amusement park ride"

"The Detroit Lions"

"I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a few years ago Since then my muggings have been much more successful."

"The ""I got your nose"" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she'll call security."

"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"

"I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say ""He's in a better place now."""