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Joke of the Day

"My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three. I told him it was a little unorthodox."

"How does a grizzly catch fish? With his bear hands!"

"Which nut is the angriest? The pistachio."

"""Hey Juan, let me tell you a funny joke yeah?"" ""Joke!"""

"Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese? The hallouminatti."

"Wife: how'd you get that burn on your arm?? Me (looking fabulous): not from your curling iron"

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"

"I wrote a really cheesy joke today... Kso you're probably wondering what the joke is."

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy"

"Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states."