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Joke of the Day
"How does a grizzly catch fish? With his bear hands!"
Next Joke
"Thank you to the brave tree who sacrificed its life so that I could have this giant receipt from CVS for purchasing a pack of Dentyne Ice."
"What are you doing tonight? Your wife."
"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."
"What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine? Watch the Dagobah"
"Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond."
"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here"". Helium had no reaction."
"In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread."
"Sometimes when my family is especially ungrateful, I don't wash the vegetables when I make their salads."
"New Years Resolutions: 1. Lose weight 2. Volunteer work 3. Lie about 1 and 2"