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Joke of the Day

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"

"Do you know why sharks don't eat clowns? They taste funny."

"My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today. His pupils got way out of line. It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight."

"Some people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."

"Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi."

"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."

"I like my wine like I like my girls... Eight to ten years old, and kept in my cellar."

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."

"A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius."

"Cop: Save it for the JUDGE! Crook:Ok *crook wraps up last slice of pizza in foil* Lawyer: it's too bad the judge had to miss our pizza party"