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Joke of the Day
"Gabe Newell just died... His hair black"
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"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""
"Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One."
"An Eskimo was driving through new Zealand His car suddenly broke down after a small wait the mechanic told him ""aw shut bro you've blown a seal"" to which the Eskimo replies ""shut up you fuck sheep"""
"How do Japanese people refer to American politicians? Parti-san"
"What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days."
"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."
"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards."
"ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent."
"What do you call a belt made of clocks? A waist of time"