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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."
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"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."
"[first date] HIM: Can I call you sometime? HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone"
"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"
"that awkward moment when you stub your toe and accidentally summon the spirits of a thousand dead feet while you yell and curse"
"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"
"Morning is like someone constantly whispering ""fuck you"" into your ear."