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Joke of the Day
"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."
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"Jokes With Sweet Wife I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrrows too high"
"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."
"I just took my girlfriend to Hawaii... my wife was pissed. Credit: Old guy at work yesterday when I got back from Hawaii."
"What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!"
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, except she scissors it in."
"I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter..."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""
"My alarm is set to the sound of a heart monitor's flatline so I startle awake every morning and think, ""whew. Close call."""
"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""