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Joke of the Day
"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."
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"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"
"They gave me some cake but it was way too basic and burned my mouth. Turns out the cake was a lye. ^^^^^^sorry"
"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"
"Check-writing-grocery-line lady. No-turn-signal-SUV guy. Recline-seat-into-your-lap man. They're all voting tomorrow. Let's cancel them out."
"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."
"If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops. I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff."
"Drayman green pushing to go to game five... if you push back he'll hit you in the nuts."
"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."
"Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command ""Press Any Key"" to ""Press Return Key"" because of the flood of calls asking where the ""Any"" key is."