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Joke of the Day

"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."

"I'm so fresh... ...I get put in the produce section."

"what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot."

"How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel? He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)"

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone"

"How do you call a Jamaican mountain? High ground"

"Is it cocky to have 2 penises? I think its 2 cocky."

"How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed"

"Police jokes are not funny So give it arrest"