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Joke of the Day

"One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol."

"The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is.. I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication."

"Dad Slapped me For my Bad Skilled Jokes"

"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."

"Hear about the guy who had a fetish for Christmas? He was fucking crackers."

"I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!"

"I hope one day to be dating a moderator from /r/jokes... Everything is long from their point of view!!"

"Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~Ancestry.com~~ Incestry.com"

"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""

"What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!"