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Joke of the Day
"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""
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"A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."
"In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids It made my head spin."
"Apparently I'm ""an insensitive arsehole"" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a ""truffle shuffle""..."
"In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican. In the bathroom European."
"I got up early to watch the sunrise And then it dawned on me."
"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says ""I feel cold."" The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost."
"A very busty woman whispers to me ""I want you to tell me if these look real"" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing"
"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."
"Sex is like a good joke I dont get it"