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Joke of the Day
"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""
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"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies."
"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""
"What does a zombie conductor say? Traaaains."
"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."
"So there are these two hats on a rack... One of them says to the other, ""You go on a head, I'm just gonna hang here"""
"What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers? The feathers. The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 ""regular"" ounces. The more you know..."
"an always fun part of dating an extremely cool girl is learning just how many of her guy friends are secretly in love with her"
"What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper? No Peking!"
"How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs."