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Joke of the Day

"Dad Slapped me For my Bad Skilled Jokes"

"I was in the midst of telling dad jokes when.. he had a heart attack and died."

"Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food."

"Buy Domino's Fire everyone Hire dragons Fire roasted pizzas Delivery in six minutes or less IMAGINE DRAGONS"

"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"

"Local Drowning A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented ""He was too far out, man."""

"Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate"

"Currently the most offensive joke going through my head. What did the female Marine get moments after she was gang raped by her fellow Marines? A Dishonourable Discharge."

"Why do British people never sound British when they sing?"

"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"