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Joke of the Day

"Leonardo: Let's go rescue April!! Donatello: Let's do it! Raphael: Bodacious!! Michelangelo: Totally!! Vincent: *cuts off ear* give her this"

"I hate working with customers I've gotta say ""hi"" all the time. (Tove Lo)"

"What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism"

"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."

"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."

"What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ""Supplies!"""

"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."

"TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after doing Two and a Half Men."

"Two black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop"

"Pristine coke and high class whores... It's all fun and games at Robot Wars"