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Joke of the Day
"What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ""Supplies!"""
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"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."
"Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans."
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"
"Knock knock Who's there? I need up! I need up who? Well go on then, I'll wait"
"If things are going good, enjoy it, it won't last forever. If things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either."
"Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well. Don't drink and derive."