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Joke of the Day

"do you know what is worst than a bad joke?"

"Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult."

"Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition."

"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."

"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"

"I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more."

"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"

"My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms."

"If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?"

"I only work because it feels so good when I stop."