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Joke of the Day

"So the other night I was fucking this girl in the ass, and she said something like ""I love you?"". So I punched her in the face."

"definitions of twerk 1. to dance and gyrate in a sexually explicit manner 2. what a native of Brooklyn New York says where he goes in the morning"

"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."

"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""

"Q: How do you make a woman angry and sick at the same time? Cholera, bitch."

"How did the pollock die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"My friend says she's doing good but she means well"

"Photons have mass? Why, I didn't know they were Catholic!"

"I went to an erectile dysfunction meeting today. Nobody else came."

"Had sex with my first bernie supporter the other day... I now feel the bern"