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Joke of the Day

"Someone stoly my Microsoft Office And they're gonna pay. You have my Word."

"I tell people I broke my neck playing sports but it was actually from flicking my ponytail to unleash ancient curses."

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair."

"What do you call an owl who does magic? WHO-DINI"

"Did you hear about the alien megastructures located near the Milkyway? *Handwave* nanobots"

"People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call."

"Why did moses break his glasses in half? He wanted to part his sees."

"There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

"I don't have any good science related jokes to tell Because most of the good jokes argon"

"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."