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Joke of the Day
"Someone stoly my Microsoft Office And they're gonna pay. You have my Word."
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"Weeaboos go to Japan and be like... W-where are the subtitles?"
"No wonder Santa is so jolly... He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"Your moms ass is like sensitive data... ...you gotta back dat shit up!"
"Holy crap! I forgot to have coffee today! What else did I forget? WHERE IS MY BABY?!? Wait, do I have one of those? DO I HAVE A BABY?!?"
"What do you call the security at a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters."
"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""
"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face? (Old I know) But I've heard so many variations on that one. What others are there?"
"When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched"