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Joke of the Day

"I don't have any good science related jokes to tell Because most of the good jokes argon"

"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? Squatters."

"they say a friend will come over and help you move and a good friend will help you move a body I have two good friends"

"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"

"Why are circles so knowledgeable? Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees."

"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."

"whats the difference between a woman and a computer ? A woman has no use for a 3 1/2"" inch floppy."

"I won the Most Unreliable Employee award. I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in."

"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""

"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"