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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the alien megastructures located near the Milkyway? *Handwave* nanobots"
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"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""