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Joke of the Day
"Why did moses break his glasses in half? He wanted to part his sees."
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"Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them."
"I wish my lawn was emo So it would cut itself"
"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."
"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"
"My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him."
"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"
"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"
"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."
"Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?"