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Joke of the Day
"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."
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"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""
"Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !"
"Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples."
"I like TV, I was watching Blue Peter today He's my neighbour with a heart condition who was walking his dog. I asked why he didn't have a pacemaker. He replied ""I can't even keep up with my dog""..."
"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."
"""Stop anthropomorphising me, bitch""- my cat, while i'm writing this."
"With the ides of March around the corner Remember to stab your salad 23 times"
"ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head"
"What's the difference between a Donald Trump and Ellen Pao? Edit: Trump can ruin a business right."