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Joke of the Day

"I tell people I broke my neck playing sports but it was actually from flicking my ponytail to unleash ancient curses."

"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."

"Everytime I listen 'freudien slip' I always think in my ... ... psychology classes. And you ?"

"Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her."

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :("

"Started a suicide prevention club at my school today We call it the hang out"

"Where does the Little Mermaid shop for her dinglehoppers? At the Hair Cutlery."

"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""

"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."