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Joke of the Day

"A man walk into a doctors room with a frog hanging out of his ear. ""What on Earth happened?"" The doctor said, surprised. ""I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse."" the frog said."

"How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar? There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about."

"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"

"What side of the American flag are the stars on? Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day."

"I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog"

"What do you call a guy who'll date your sister, but will kill his sister for dating you! A Moderate Muslim."

"I've just enjoyed a meal of Chicken Tarka Masala... It's like Chicken Tikka, only otter."

"Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you."

"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."

"An apple a day keeps the doctors away! With that logic a bullet a day should keep the retards away!"