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Joke of the Day

"I've just enjoyed a meal of Chicken Tarka Masala... It's like Chicken Tikka, only otter."

"shout out to.. shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"

"DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? ME: *gets really close to the date & whispers* I'm just a person, what bullshit question is this"

"Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday? Because he likes Tibet."

"Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: really? Me: yeah George Foreman: that's interesting"

"50 years ago, nerds were smart. Now a nerd is just someone who likes Star Wars and eats a lot of cereal."

"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."

"Have you heard of the band named 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't made it to a gig yet."

"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."