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Joke of the Day
"What type of bees don't die? Zom-bees"
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"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."
"2 fish are in a tank The one asks, ""how do you shoot this?"""
"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"
"I have a joke thats more fucked up than it is funny. Why do guys slap girls butts? To make sure thier guts dont fall out. Sry"
"What's the difference between a paedophile and a roller coaster? You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster"
"What is the best thing about elevator jokes... They work on so many levels."
"I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper"
"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."
"I read an interesting stat online the other day.... Apparently 1 in two and a half men are HIV positive."