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Joke of the Day

"My ex wife is like the Mona Lisa I mean, she's not that pretty or anything, but I would be damn near ecstatic if I came home and found her hanging in the living room"

"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"

"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"

"Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but it's still wrong."

"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."

"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."

"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."

"Two women are sitting quietly..."