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Joke of the Day

"Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym. I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War."

"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"

"How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them."

"Why was the man so down in the mouth? Because he ate his pillow."

"Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball."

"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"

"A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking."

"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."

"I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward. That's how I roll..."

"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."