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Joke of the Day
"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."
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"Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command ""Press Any Key"" to ""Press Return Key"" because of the flood of calls asking where the ""Any"" key is."
"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."
"If I had a nickel for every hot woman at Ross I saw... I'd forget about all the money I made because I fucked them all."
"If it weren't for twitter I wouldn't know what it feels like to go unnoticed. Just kidding, I'm married. I know exactly how that feels."
"Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk? Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here."
"What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church? Christian BALE!"
"13 blackberries and 5 iPads walk into a bar... They leave hammered"
"Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time? MC Escher"
"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts."