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Joke of the Day

"I'm Handsome If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, it's no wonder people call me handsome."

"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"

"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."

"Not gonna lie to you guys, I've used my inter-net connection to look at boobs, tits, and what have you."

"Filling out my Census form. I have to list every person who lives in my home for a majority of the time. What's your mother's name, again?"

"""Just so you know, you're coming home with me tonight."" I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date."

"What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist."

"What are a priest's favourite symphony... The ones that start with a#(minor)"

"why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh? that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)"

"Oh LinkedIn, what juicy tidbits do you have for me today? *raises monocle* Stanley added a skill?! HAHA! That is most delightful! *sips tea*"