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Joke of the Day

"Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it. Concrete floors are really hard to crack. Then he said ""you were thinking about the egg weren't you!"""

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"Hey Terminator, who are you dressing up as for the musical fancy dress? I'll be Bach"
"did you know they are planning a sequel to fifty shades of grey in which both leads are played by men? they are gonna call it fifty shades of gay"
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"Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard"
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"I saved a girl from getting Raped today ........... i changed my mind."
"What do you call a group of lions that is homosexual? Gay pride."