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Joke of the Day

"Today, a hobo called me a beautiful princess, but he pronounced it ""I KNOW YOU HAVE CHANGE, YOU STUPID CRACKER BITCH!""."

"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"

"Jokes about the blind aren't funny. Can't people see that?"

"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."

"What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !"

"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."

"Bernie Sanders and his supporters. The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago."

"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Having to tell your parents that you're gay."

"The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time.. Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after hours."