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Joke of the Day
"Before you do that- think, Would an idiot do that? Then, don't do that."
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"What kind of drugs to frogs take? methamphibians."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"
"I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere."
"How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr"
"God Said to Phil ""Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life."" Phil came fifth and received a toaster."
"Why couldn't Edward leave Russia? Because he was Snowden."
"How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes; putting them on is different matter completely."
"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."