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Joke of the Day
"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end"
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"Damn girl, you're like the first slice in a loaf of bread Everyone touches you but nobody wants you."
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"I entered my first masturbation competition at the weekend... I came last"
"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."
"[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT"
"My weight loss plan is to skip breakfast and lunch... And then eat seven dinners."
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to pigs? A hamosexual."
"What do bears take at raves? Maully."
"A Black Man, Arab, priest, Jew, gay and a couple of disabled children walk into pub. Bartender says... ""This is just too much. I don't wan't to be part of this joke"" And he walks out."