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Joke of the Day
"I know what you did last summer. Stayed inside, probably. You're super pale."
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"Shout out to amphibians. Swimmin' swimmin' swimmin' then BAM! walkin' walkin' walkin'"
"Lets just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we're getting when we open the can"
"A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused."
"What do you call a group of retards in a sauna? Steamed vegetables."
"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* and he disappeared without a tres."
"I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it."
"What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr Dre"
"Why are homeless people always laughing? Because they crack themselves up!"