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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of retards in a sauna? Steamed vegetables."
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"Kanye's motivation to run for president . . . Mayweather's facebook page and twitter account! You can have them even if you don't know what is in them."
"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"
"Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you."
"What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom eating his way out."
"What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!"
"A man walks into a bar... and his crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"I bet even Kanye West occasionally looks in the mirror and thinks ""That was kind of silly, what I just did."""
"Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate."
"I tried to do A minor once... But my fingers were to short to reach it on the keyboard"