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Joke of the Day

"Lets just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we're getting when we open the can"

"can you guys help me find an AC/DC song? it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks! *stolen from RYM*"

"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"

"What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees? A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)"

"What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters."

"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"

"What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A lick-her cabinet"

"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"

"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even."

"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."