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Joke of the Day

"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."

"You want to scare someone? Call them."

"What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while"

"If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy"" Credit to my friend Chris"

"Couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom."

"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people."

"Go to subway and order the Jared Fogle. 38 year old meat between 10 year old buns."

"Therapist: Problem? Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics. T: Explain? M: I can't tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like"

"What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan."