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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan."

"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"boyfriend jeans are over. in 2017 its all about wearing your boyfriend's dog's jeans"

"What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner? Sedimentary my dear Watson!"

"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."

"Where do people with foot fetishes get their shoes? Footlicker"

"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."

"How do you make 50 old ladies go ""fuck! Shout ""bingo!"""

"hey baby. ever been with a man who uses the basket instead of a grocery cart. Im basically bicep curling these chickpeas haha its easy to me"

"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"